Take me for a walk

I hate when I have to piddle and my owner isn’t around to take me for a walk. I suppose I could just go on master’s shoes….but I don’t want to be left in the bathroom as punishment again.

I wish instead I could pee all over master. Watch the golden stream as it runs all over him…golden showers are just so much fun! I am sure he would try to dry himself in my fur after that perfect shower.

Are you a fan of golden showers? Would you ever let your puppy pee on you? Or would you swat her nose with a newspaper?

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