costume phantasy

It’s funny, I don’t usually eat chocolate pudding on it’s own. Cover someone sexy in it, and I’m all for it. Yum!

I love wam, splosh and messy sex. It’s so kinky and erotic.

I am a little particular about what foods or items these involve. I do think some people get too weird about it or go too far; spaghetti-Os, how’s that sexy? Going in the opposite direction; I like to eat yogurt, though I’m not so fond of it for splosh or wam. Stick to the staples: cake, chocolate, whipped cream. All Sexy!

Any time is a good time for boobs. Being outside, and alone in the woods is definitely a good time to get up to no good. So whip them out. And boy is she a fit little thing with a good looking set of tits and tiny little nipples.

You dare ask why?

Why not?

Unicorn porn. Because we can. And you like it. You know you like it.

I hope you find a good one to unzip.

Zip through crotch pants are so damn hot. Sometimes called drive through pants. Who doesn’t love them? A full zipper though crotch makes every outfit sexier. For example: Short shorts, sexy. Leather pants, sexy. If you add a full zip through crotch to already sexy leather pants…. Wow!!

Hoppy Easter everyone.

Bunny girls are always cute, even if you’re not really that into girls in animal costumes. They are sexy, they are fluffy, and hey its just a fun costume.

One thing bunnies do well is fuck! So, quick like a bunny, break out your rabbit ears and furry mascot heads and get down to it.

I love waffles. Gir, loves to make waffles. I didn’t know this one would be so popular. I stand corrected.

Get ready

To get sticky!

If you think these are fun; google some of the things that have happened at The Waffle House. And that is an actual restaurant.

This one is going to be fun.

This one is hot, sometimes dirty. Often though of as too kinky or degrading, but it can be played either way. This is often over looked. And with curly pig tail butt plugs, this one gets really hot. So why not? Go out and play in the mud, or chocolate syrup, or chocolate cake.

Come on, squeal baby; we want to play in your dirty little hole.

Happy Valentines Day!

And enjoy some hot, sexy boobs, with red heart shaped pasties. Because, well; why wouldn’t you want to enjoy them on Valentines Day or any other day. They are so good, I could enjoy them several times; or enjoy several pairs. Who could say no?

Hope you have a hot and sexy Valenties Day!

Who, what, wait!? This is a holiday?

WTF!? Why hasn’t this been more prominent? Who swept this holiday under the rug? Get out there and celebrate!

I hope everyone got out to party and have a good time on new years eve.

We had a great time! Hot tubs are so much fun!

(Oh, and one of the photo shoots we did this trip came out awesome as well. You’ll just have to wait and see how that turned out…)